michael\ jordan

michael\ jordan
1. (Michael Jordan) (3177↑, 291↓)
God in a pair of Nikes
2. (Michael Jordan) (2118↑, 189↓)
the greatest basketball player ever.
3. (michael jordan) (1259↑, 148↓)
the m'f'ing G.O.A.T.

1985 ROY. 1988 defensive player of the year. 3 time all-star mvp. 10 scoring titles. 6 finals mvp's in 6 championships. 1987, 1988: the dunks. champion.

4. (Michael Jordan) (1019↑, 118↓)
1. Greatest Basketball player EVER to represent not only Chicago, but the NBA in general. 2. The act of coming back to a sport/hobby/job after announcing retirement/quitting for good.

1. Michael Jordan was one of (if not THE) greatest basketball player of all time\! 2. We all thought that he quit skydiving, but he pulled a Michael Jordan on us\!

5. (michael jordan) (798↑, 113↓)
air superiority rolled up in one.

none needed. he's the shit.

6. (Michael Jordan) (577↑, 85↓)
The G.O.A.T. of the basketball world

MJ is the greatest of all time

7. (Michael Jordan) (563↑, 86↓)
the real great one. The greatest basketball player of all time. The greatest thing that happened to the Bulls

1991,1992,1993,1996,1997,1998 Michael Jordan is GOD

Author: j-cho(really jericho) http://michael-jordan.urbanup.com/1519729
8. (michael jordan) (417↑, 23↓)
An electrifying basketball superstar who transformed the pathetic Chicago Bulls into 6-time world champions. ESPN voted him the number one athlete of the century. Every game Jordan would do something spectacular and for 13 seasons he captivated crowds with gravity defying dunks, inspired defence, and dramatic game-winning shots. Every season Jordan improved his game and remained a step ahead of his many foes.

Dude, last night John Starks talked some smack and Michael Jordan lit him up for 55 points.

9. (michael jordan) (312↑, 76↓)
The best basketball player. Ever. Period. Overrated fucks like Kobe Bryant and LeBron James can't even hold a candle up to him.

Michael Jordan is not overrated

10. (Michael Jordan) (210↑, 32↓)
The best in one's profession, vocation, or other activity; one whose talent far surpasses all others; inarguably the greatest of all time in a specific field. Frequently applied to athletes. Often hyperbole.

"Pat Kiernan is the Michael Jordan of newspaper reading." "Roger Federer may prove to be the Michael Jordan of tennis." "He was the self-proclaimed Michael Jordan of truck loaders." Reinhold Messner = Michael Jordan of climbing. Dr. Gary Becker = Michael Jordan of economics. Art Thiel = Michael Jordan of Seattle sports writers. Dr. Vaughn Starnes = Michael Jordan of children’s heart surgery. Leszek Pawlowicz = Michael Jordan of game shows. Marco Foyot = Michael Jordan of pétanque. Michael Jordan = Michael Jordan of statistical learning theory.

11. (Michael Jordan) (166↑, 22↓)
A man that is arguably the best basketball player to ever live. Won a national championship freshman year in college with a shot at the buzzer to win it all. Drafted 3rd overall by the Chicago Bulls, and soonafter won back-to-back slam dunk contests during all star weekend. Was MVP in the '91, '92, '93, '96, '97, and '98 NBA Final (all with the bulls). Wore \#23 which is now retired in the Chicago Bulls uniform. Retired in '93 to play baseball, and again in '98 (not for baseball). He later played for the Washington Wizards for a couple of years. Notable accomplishments: -buzzer beater to win NCAA Chapmionship -buzzer beater to win '98 NBA finals -jumped from foul line in slam dunk contest -made a free throw with his eyes closed -now owns the Air Jordan clothing line, which is very successful The man that is knowed for his amazing hangtime and jumping abilities, along with his performance in clutch situations is now is a co-owner of the Charlotte Bobcats.

Did you see Michael Jordan dunk from the foul line? Yeah, he is an amazing basketball player

12. (michael jordan) (111↑, 16↓)
Jordan has been retired a few years now. But, yeah, look at the tapes. Pretty awesome stuff. The gravity defying dunks, the spectacular adjustments made in mid-air for aweseome scores, the stellar defence, the many--MANY--dramatic game winning shots, the immaculate teamwork--Pippen, Grant, Rodman, Kerr, Kukoc, Harper, Cartwright, Paxton--none of them guys would have had a career or endorcements if not for being part of Jordan' supporting cast, and the three-peats acheived TWICE...all of these little acheivments make Michael Jordan--his "Airness"--the best of ALL TIME. PERIOD\!

Last nite Reggie Miller talked some some smack and Michael Jordan lit him up for 55 points.

13. (Michael Jordan) (181↑, 90↓)
The best basketball player that touched earth. I successful at everything he does, a PIMP, One of the richest african american alive
14. (Michael Jordan) (101↑, 22↓)
The only athlete in history to say his own name when he lets off that incredible jump shot

Announcer: Jordan come's up from the left hand side of the arc, jukes to the top of the key, FADE'S AWAY\! Michael Jordan: JORDAN\!\!\!\! Announcer: MJ is money yet again

15. (Michael Jordan) (94↑, 18↓)
If you seriously don't know who Michael Jordan is then you're retarded

You don't know who Michael Jordan is? you're a dumbass.

16. (Michael Jordan) (83↑, 18↓)
The greatest [hoopster] of all time. He knows he's the greatest [basketball] player ever, but he NEVER bragged about his skills. He IS the greatest but he never said, "I am the greatest". He just let his playing do the talking. He was discovered by talent agents when he was attending college (was it in [South Carolina], or some place else? Anybody know?). He got his college degree and THEN told the sports officials, "OK. Let's roll." A good example for younger people. He played for the [Chicago Bulls] and took them to [NBA] Championships for a number of years. He temporarily [retired] in [1993] after his [dad] was murdered by a couple of [slime bucket]s. He got into pro [baseball] for a while, he didn't really shine so much there but he was laying low because when his father was killed he was afraid that he'd maybe be next. Later in the 90s when he returned to the hoops he got a [standing O] from everyone - even the opposing team members, even though they knew that Michael is such a [powerhouse] player and that he'd lead the Bulls again to kick their [asses], and that's what happened of course. He finally retired again while still on top, and reappeared for a short while playing for the [Washington Wizards] before hanging it up for good. His positive non-egocentric attitude, his actions for charitable causes and easygoing nature makes him a real hero. In the meantime he has been featured in TV ads like one he did for some brand of [hot dog] ("They're goooood\!"). Yeah, I bet they are. Yummy\! He also starred with the [Looney Tunes] in a nice movie called "Space Jam". It was a bit simple, but it still wasn't too bad. Check it out. It ain't no "The Empire Strikes Back" or "Dancing With Wolves" but it ain't no "Sibling Rivalry" either. I've seen a LOT more awful flicks than that one, and I've seen some really horrible ones. Michael also showed his [humanness] when at the end of the Bulls regaining the championship top he ran into the locker room and cried because his father wasn't alive to see this moment of [triumph]. He was openly bawling when the press interviewed him. He was never afraid to show his emotion in front of zillions like that. Now that's a real adult man, a genuine [superstar], a real [super trouper]. A true [winner] all the way. Still, once word got around that Chicago had won another NBA championship, nothing Michael or any other Bulls could say could stop fans outside the arena from rioting and trashing the streets [downtown] in the [Windy City]. Some people can be such [cretin]s.

Winter 1993. Pat comes up to me and Mike. He says, "We gonna root and bet for the [Cleveland] team again?" Normally, we'd say yes but this time I ask him who's the opposing team tonight. Pat says, "Chicago Bulls". I say, "Oh no no no\! It might be nice if Cleveland wins again tonight, but when you add the Mighty Michael Jordan to the equation, ALL BETS ARE OFF\! He makes [Chicago] into the powerhouse [juggernaut] that they are. Cleveland's gonna get their asses whipped tonight. ALL BETS ARE OFF\!". Later that night we watched the drama on TV: Chicago kicked Cleveland's asses but good. We all knew they would. Michael Jordan is too good. Wanna see a man fly? You don't mess with Michael Jordan. He's the man.

17. (michael jordan) (71↑, 11↓)
Considered to be the greatest athlete in American sports history. Jordan not only transformed the game of basketball, but changed sports marketing as well.

Yes, the modern athlete has evolved, but it is unlikely we will see one have the effect that Michael Jordan did.

18. (Michael Jordan) (23↑, 4↓)
The act of destroying something or someone. As in saying that you did really well. Also acceptable is Michael and Michaeled

Dude I Michaeled my car this weekend in that accident. Dude I Michael Jordaned my friend today at the game. He lost by like 30 points.

19. (Michael Jordan) (17↑, 4↓)
The man that Lebron James will never be as good as

Miami fan " OMG lebron is the greatest ever\!\!" Everyone else who watches basketball " No, just stfu, Michael Jordan is the greatest ever

20. (Michael Jordan) (28↑, 21↓)
God\!

Michael jordan is a God

21. (Michael Jordan) (11↑, 6↓)
also known as [Black Jesus]

The only difference between Jesus and Michael Jordan is Mike's 6 rings

22. (Michael Jordan) (2↑, 0↓)
The Greatest player in NBA history. That will never change. The G.O.A.T. The greatest of all time. Who is the greatest player? Michael Jordan\!\!\!\!

Michael Jordan.

23. (Michael Jordan) (1↑, 1↓)
An overrated NBA player who played in a weak era and was hyped by the media too much that people got boners over him. The bulls were still a contending team without him after his first retirement

Michael Jordan played in a weak era. If he didnt have [Scottie Pippen] he wouldnt have looked so good. MJ is levels below [Kobe] and should be thankful to have Pippen on his team

24. (Michael Jordan) (16↑, 21↓)
GOD

Jesus is the son of God, in other words, he is the son of Michael Jordan

25. (Michael Jordan) (85↑, 104↓)
the man who made the idiots above this jealous
26. (michael jordan) (69↑, 95↓)
An ass-kicking, free-point making, three-point shooting, son of a gun basketball player. That does not collect his SUB CLUB stamps.

Subway Employee: Sir, do you collect your stamps? Customer: NO, I dont, but I eat here everyday. Subway EMPLOYEE: Thats so Michael Jordan.

27. (michael jordan) (27↑, 75↓)
Referred to a marijuana, giving that both of them in fact have the same initials when broken down (MJ)Michael Jordan, and (MJ) Mary Jane. Both also being the greatest all time. Michael becoming the greatest basketball player of all time, and Mary for being the greatest drug of all time

Ay let's all go get high and chill with Michael Jordan\!

28. (Michael Jordan) (16↑, 67↓)
I agree with Willy Word above. Jordan is also a golfing hustler's dream pigeon. Massive ego and tons of cold hard cash. Jordan is a pitchman [whore]. He'll take the money and run for any [crappy] product that will pay him enough. The Jordan I'll never forget is him hugging and [kissing] the TEAM Championship trophy while the rest of THE TEAM celebrated without the TEAM TROPHY. Jordan's wife was the only person allowed to be with him, the wife he cheated on. Bob Costas asked Jordan if she was his mother.

I'm Michael Jordan damm it. I carried my useless teammates on my back to all six of MY NBA trophies. I'm better than Bill Russell, who won 11 titles and 8 in a row, because I'm Michael "God Damm" Jordan. (Bill Russell also Head Coached his team to the last two. Can anyone imagine Jordan coaching a NBA team, let alone to two world championships?)

29. (Michael Jordan) (10↑, 64↓)
An overrated basketball player. Jordan always gets all the credit for the Chicago Bulls winning 6 NBA titles, but people fail to mention that the team also had the best rebounder in the NBA in Rodman, the best swingman in the NBA in Pippen, and a myriad of effective role players such as BJ Armstron, Horace Grant, and Steve Kerr, that he would have not come anywhere near winning a title without. Jordan was a good scorer and a solid man-to-man defender, but that's about it. His popularity mainly came from his early years when he won two slam dunk competitions and got major endorsement deals. By the way, when Jordan was the only solid player on that team in his early years, the Bulls absolutely stunk. Like rotten used up hooker ass.

Bob: "The Bulls were a great team." Joe: "Yeah, and Michael Jordan got too much credit. And he cheated on his wife. What a dick."

30. (Michael Jordan) (25↑, 81↓)
Hyped up sports star used to sell shoes to the duped masses. Statistically a great player, won 6 rings (albeit it was in the weak 90's where expansion teams watered down the talent, where was Jordan's rings when Magic, Bird and the Pistons ruled the NBA in the 80's? Nowhere.) He always failed without Pippen, the Bulls were 182-228 in season when Pippen didn't play but Jordan did. The year after Jordan left the Bulls, they won 2 less games. 2 LESS GAMES\! That is how valuable Jordan was, Pippen was the clog that won games, Jordan was just there to sell jerseys and get on sports center. God in a Pair of Nikes? That's what ESPN has brainwashed you kids?

Bill Russell: 11 rings Michael Jordan: 6 rings Kareem Abdul-Jabbar: 6 MVPs Michael Jordan : 5 MVPs Jordan had 5 losing seasons in 5 years without Pippen, and was 1-9 all-time in the playoffs with 2 sweeps and 0 first round exits. The GOAT? Not even CLOSE\!

31. (michael jordan) (52↑, 110↓)
A 23" chrome rim that goes on cars.

Is it the big truck sittin' up on Mike Jordans thats 23's\! with the big ole owl, dual heads roaring -Field Mob, HATERS

32. (Michael Jordan) (61↑, 123↓)
A bad-ass player who wants to win.

Any player that can play at his level.

33. (michael jordan) (20↑, 96↓)
to be the most overated basketball player ever, and to have kids whove never seen you play call you the greatest because their on your dick from 1-2 highlights that theyve seen that kobe bryant has already done and better

1)man, michael jordan has a small dick 2)girl:hey michael jordan u wanna bang mj:i cant my dicks too small and im gay 3)dude:hey michael let me hop on mj:as u can see bill parave is already on my dick

34. (Michael Jordan) (37↑, 165↓)
In todays NBA, you have superstars for every team that take all the shots. Ray Allen for Seattle, Kobe for LA, Pierce for Boston, Wade for Miami, ect. and Jordan made it that way. He turned a TEAM game into a battle of the superstars. No longer is it Los Angeles Lakers vs. Dallas Mavericks it's Kobe Bryant versus Dirk Nowitzki. Jordan ruined the NBA. He created some sort of false "god-like" feeling with NBA players and it's ruing the NBA. HE'S OVERATED and in no way shape or form the greatest ever.

Kareem Abdul-Jabbar is the all-time leader in points, MVP Awards, second all-time leader in blocks, 3rd all-time leader in rebounds, 8th all-time leader in Field Goal %, and is tied with Michael Jordan for most championships won by an NBA player, why is he not the greatest basketball player of all tiem? Because everyone loves riding Jordan balls about everything. He was a great player, but the BEST EVER\!? No way\!

35. (michael jordan) (87↑, 345↓)
The most overrated athlete in modern history. Selfish, concerned only with scoring titles, willing to win if it didn't interfere with his personal glory. Along with David Stern, ruined the modern NBA, creating an environment of selfishness and showboating.

Michael Jordan is on your team? Good luck getting any shots off\! I hope they brought another ball\!

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Last updated: 2012.03.01

Urban English dictionary. 2013.

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